<p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">調(diào)笑，調(diào)笑！節(jié)日開(kāi)心取笑。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">如若言粗語(yǔ)糙，切莫窩火心鬧！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">鬧心，鬧心！影響食欲是真！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">?如夢(mèng)令.想當(dāng)年</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">常想當(dāng)年師院，桃李芬芳絢爛。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">轉(zhuǎn)眼青春去，個(gè)個(gè)風(fēng)燭殘年。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">可嘆，可嘆！人生如夢(mèng)如幻。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">秀珍，秀珍！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">夫唱婦隨緊跟。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">家庭生活美滿，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">心廣體胖氣喘。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">喘氣，喘氣！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">花錢(qián)多少隨意。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">秦放，秦放！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">心寬腰肥體壯。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">當(dāng)年詫叱風(fēng)云，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">而今祥和老人。?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">人老，人老！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">?新朋舊友不少。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(176, 79, 187);">鳳仙，鳳仙，風(fēng)流倜儻心寬。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(176, 79, 187);">當(dāng)年江湖女俠，老來(lái)意氣奮發(fā)。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(176, 79, 187);">發(fā)奮，發(fā)奮！洗菜淘米不笨。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:22px;">小賀，老賀！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:22px;">曾經(jīng)忍饑挨餓。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:22px;">如今已非當(dāng)年，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:22px;">口袋滿滿有錢(qián)。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:22px;">錢(qián)有，全有！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:22px;">三餐雞鴨美酒。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">調(diào)笑令.老賀</p><p class="ql-block">老賀，老賀！如今日子好過(guò)。</p><p class="ql-block">口袋鼓鼓有錢(qián)，走路眼睛瞪圓。</p><p class="ql-block">圓瞪，圓瞪！誰(shuí)敢不服耍橫？</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">馬力，馬力！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">大學(xué)教授神氣！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">只為家中愛(ài)女，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">節(jié)衣縮食儲(chǔ)蓄。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">蓄儲(chǔ)，蓄儲(chǔ)？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">存錢(qián)多少難數(shù)。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">大楊，大楊，勝過(guò)孫家二娘。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">頓足瞪眼挽袖：</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">“是誰(shuí)挨揍不夠？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">夠不？夠不？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">打你屁股別哭?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">?老嫗，老嫗！一生拼搏不休。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">閑暇刨地種菜，剩余市場(chǎng)出賣。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">賣出，賣出，鈔票太多難數(shù)。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">?淑敏，淑敏！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">慈眉善目心狠。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">家中錢(qián)財(cái)如草，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">敢進(jìn)京城斗寶。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">寶斗，寶斗！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">斗來(lái)斗去人瘦。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(57, 181, 74); font-size:20px;"> 李群，李群，娶個(gè)老婆素云。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(57, 181, 74); font-size:20px;">夫妻二人同心，合力點(diǎn)石成金。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(57, 181, 74); font-size:20px;">金成，金城！辦事在所不能。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:20px;">?德軍，德軍！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:20px;">盤(pán)錦大地扎根。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:20px;">可喜事業(yè)有成，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:20px;">更見(jiàn)四方友朋。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:20px;">朋友，朋友！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:20px;">打桌麻將不愁。</span></p>