<p style="letter-spacing: 0px; line-height: 36px;">俺曾小資——悠默小師寧克先生<br> 《美篇》路上，跑進(jìn)俺這匹老黑馬。看到前面那些美文當(dāng)飯、好詩(shī)作茶、舞文弄墨的白馬王子；看見(jiàn)身邊許多披掛長(zhǎng)槍短炮、以車為馬，信馬由韁，把世界美景收為家中壁紙，養(yǎng)眼美女當(dāng)做畫(huà)中情人的攝影藝術(shù)家時(shí)，俺曾自卑。<br> 俺這下里巴人的大白話，能入廳堂嗎？<br> 俺人不老那時(shí)，喜歡郭小川，喜歡汪國(guó)真，但更喜歡毛主席那排山倒海、磅礴大氣的詩(shī)篇！學(xué)作詩(shī)，既有<br> “一夜冬枝雪掛壓，<br> 千枝萬(wàn)樹(shù)結(jié)奇葩?！?lt;br> 也有<br> “ 愿借龍城萬(wàn)家燈火，<br> 為您照亮來(lái)時(shí)的路?！?lt;br> 更有<br> “祖國(guó)，母親啊，<br> 您是多么的<br> 啊……！”<br> 年輕時(shí)，讀古今中外書(shū)，吟唐宋元明詩(shī)，熟讀唐詩(shī)三百首，不會(huì)作詩(shī)也會(huì)縐，學(xué)會(huì)天下文章一大抄，腦海岸邊、心靈深處，文思涌動(dòng)，常秉燭筆談，勾勒錦繡文章。想那時(shí)，多小資呀。<br> 現(xiàn)在不行了，沒(méi)那么多寫(xiě)作沖動(dòng)，只能從俺人生中的旮旮旯旯找點(diǎn)往事，從俺眼前看見(jiàn)的市井點(diǎn)點(diǎn)小事里，挑能入眼的，撿起來(lái)，放案板上，切吧切吧，清炒白灼，您湊合著吃吧（跑題了，和做飯干上了）。其實(shí)，俺現(xiàn)在圖省事，白話素描，黑馬行空，想哪寫(xiě)哪，不想費(fèi)那推敲工夫。才有了現(xiàn)在這種上不了臺(tái)面的，下里巴人的，俗稱大白話，大忽悠的文體。<br> 老了，不愿推敲了，您想呀，一白發(fā)老漢，三天三夜不睡，叨叨咕咕，“俺推月下門(mén)？俺敲月下門(mén)？”煩不煩人？肯定的！但有高興的，誰(shuí)？精神病院，好嘛，有送錢(qián)主來(lái)了！<br> 幸有朋友慢慢接納俺，“小師” 、“大師”、“寧克老師”尊稱升級(jí)，“中國(guó)的憨豆”、“美篇里的卓別林”、“當(dāng)代的魯迅”，高帽不斷。<br>《美篇》朋友@飄逝的風(fēng)<br> 你笑地球，你笑月亮，你笑星星，你也笑自己。你笑，我也笑；你不笑，我還在笑……??????<br>@悠默小師寧克先生<br>@劉愫<br> 哈哈哈！看您的文太爽心了，笑的我滿臉的淚，幽默風(fēng)趣不失哲理，又有獨(dú)特見(jiàn)解，真是爽心悅目。??相遇恨晚啊，我要慢慢欣賞偷著樂(lè)哦。??<br>@悠默小師寧克先生</h3><div style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); 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margin-bottom: 24px;"><div class="img-box offline-preview" style="position: relative;"><img show-img="https://ss2.meipian.me/users/17497769/d8769074cb3d4daebb553bebf842495d.jpg?meipian-watermark/bucket/ivwen/key/dXNlcnMvMTc0OTc3NjkvZDg3NjkwNzRjYjNkNGRhZWJiNTUzYmViZjg0MjQ5NWQuanBn/nickname/5oKg6buY5bCP5biI5a6B5YWL5YWI55Sf/userid/MTc0OTc3Njk=/sign/b748dff7b3021ab3f1ae6920269bf5fe.jpg" src="https://ss2.meipian.me/users/17497769/d8769074cb3d4daebb553bebf842495d.jpg?meipian-watermark/bucket/ivwen/key/dXNlcnMvMTc0OTc3NjkvZDg3NjkwNzRjYjNkNGRhZWJiNTUzYmViZjg0MjQ5NWQuanBn/nickname/5oKg6buY5bCP5biI5a6B5YWL5YWI55Sf/userid/MTc0OTc3Njk=/sign/b748dff7b3021ab3f1ae6920269bf5fe%7cimageView2/2/w/750/h/1400/interlace/0/q/80" style="border: 8px solid rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6); vertical-align: bottom; width: 300px;"></div><div class="text" style="margin-top: 15px; margin-bottom: 15px; padding-right: 8px; padding-left: 8px; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.5; word-wrap: break-word; white-space: pre-wrap;"><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;">俺給孫子當(dāng)導(dǎo)游——悠默小師寧克先生</span></h3><p style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 孫子期中考試完，放假在家，帶他游覽晉祠。</span></h3><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"></h3><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 孫子主動(dòng)的認(rèn)真記錄晉祠足以笑傲世界的三絕：圣母殿內(nèi)宋代侍女、周柏唐槐、難老泉?？戳恕棒~(yú)沼飛梁”、金人臺(tái)四尊北宋鐵人雄姿。</span></h3><div></div><p style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 俺給他詳細(xì)講解了“難老泉”善良媳婦“柳氏坐甕，飲馬抽鞭”的故事。給他講了“十孔分水”中那青年油鍋取銅錢(qián)，為民爭(zhēng)水的動(dòng)人故事。用這兩個(gè)故事，教他與人向善。最后，告他，“難老泉”邊那顆唐槐已1037年歷史時(shí)，他奶奶看俺眼冒金星，他爺爺知識(shí)淵博，咋知道這么多？</span></h3><div></div><p style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 俺1981年青旅搞旅游，天天聽(tīng)晉祠講解員講，早背會(huì)了。那時(shí)講唐槐1000年歷史，現(xiàn)在過(guò)了37年，您加加，俺說(shuō)的對(duì)不對(duì)！</span></h3></div></div><div class="section" style="margin-top: 24px; 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margin-bottom: 24px;"><div class="img-box offline-preview" style="position: relative;"><img show-img="https://ss2.meipian.me/users/17497769/ffbb47a1bbe3492db3d3c69e80a61a71.jpg?meipian-watermark/bucket/ivwen/key/dXNlcnMvMTc0OTc3NjkvZmZiYjQ3YTFiYmUzNDkyZGIzZDNjNjllODBhNjFhNzEuanBn/nickname/5oKg6buY5bCP5biI5a6B5YWL5YWI55Sf/userid/MTc0OTc3Njk=/sign/b748dff7b3021ab3f1ae6920269bf5fe.jpg" src="https://ss2.meipian.me/users/17497769/ffbb47a1bbe3492db3d3c69e80a61a71.jpg?meipian-watermark/bucket/ivwen/key/dXNlcnMvMTc0OTc3NjkvZmZiYjQ3YTFiYmUzNDkyZGIzZDNjNjllODBhNjFhNzEuanBn/nickname/5oKg6buY5bCP5biI5a6B5YWL5YWI55Sf/userid/MTc0OTc3Njk=/sign/b748dff7b3021ab3f1ae6920269bf5fe%7cimageView2/2/w/750/h/1400/interlace/0/q/80" style="border: 8px solid rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6); vertical-align: bottom; width: 300px;"></div><div class="text" style="margin-top: 15px; margin-bottom: 15px; padding-right: 8px; padding-left: 8px; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.5; word-wrap: break-word; white-space: pre-wrap;"><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><br></h3><p style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 活人還能讓尿憋死！有朋友支招，上網(wǎng)拼車呀。</span></h3><div></div><p style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 俺網(wǎng)上找一自駕車網(wǎng)站，電話過(guò)去。人家態(tài)度好，回話很快，讓俺微信發(fā)近照、證件照。</span></h3><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><br></h3><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 隔天，人家打來(lái)電話，告俺，沒(méi)車、沒(méi)駕照，很難安排拼車自駕游。這小爺們說(shuō)話太不過(guò)腦子，俺有車、有駕照，早自己駕車游了，俺又不是不給您錢(qián)？要不您通融通融。</span></h3></div></div><div class="section" style="margin-top: 24px; margin-bottom: 24px;"><div class="img-box offline-preview" style="position: relative;"><img show-img="https://ss2.meipian.me/users/17497769/83939cce412a4597a92c2b9e7a9da1ca.jpg?meipian-watermark/bucket/ivwen/key/dXNlcnMvMTc0OTc3NjkvODM5MzljY2U0MTJhNDU5N2E5MmMyYjllN2E5ZGExY2EuanBn/nickname/5oKg6buY5bCP5biI5a6B5YWL5YWI55Sf/userid/MTc0OTc3Njk=/sign/b748dff7b3021ab3f1ae6920269bf5fe.jpg" src="https://ss2.meipian.me/users/17497769/83939cce412a4597a92c2b9e7a9da1ca.jpg?meipian-watermark/bucket/ivwen/key/dXNlcnMvMTc0OTc3NjkvODM5MzljY2U0MTJhNDU5N2E5MmMyYjllN2E5ZGExY2EuanBn/nickname/5oKg6buY5bCP5biI5a6B5YWL5YWI55Sf/userid/MTc0OTc3Njk=/sign/b748dff7b3021ab3f1ae6920269bf5fe%7cimageView2/2/w/750/h/1400/interlace/0/q/80" style="border: 8px solid rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6); vertical-align: bottom; width: 300px;"></div><div class="text" style="margin-top: 15px; margin-bottom: 15px; padding-right: 8px; padding-left: 8px; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.5; word-wrap: break-word; white-space: pre-wrap;"><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"><br></span></h3><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 隔天，人家又打來(lái)電話，告俺，找了幾個(gè)車，車主說(shuō)您年紀(jì)大了，怕路上說(shuō)不到一塊。</span></h3><div><br></div><div></div><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 說(shuō)不到一塊？不就是說(shuō)有“代溝”嗎？想俺自打小在人生旅游路上閱人無(wú)數(shù)，上至80老翁，下至8歲娃娃，個(gè)個(gè)聊得來(lái)。江湖上誰(shuí)不知道，有名的悠默小師寧克先生，心理醫(yī)生，善長(zhǎng)“話聊”。請(qǐng)轉(zhuǎn)告那車主，帶俺去吧，您會(huì)覺(jué)得不光收俺車費(fèi)，還帶路上“話聊”解悶，收多收少不冤枉！</span></h3></div></div><div class="section" style="margin-top: 24px; margin-bottom: 24px;"><div class="img-box offline-preview" style="position: relative;"><img show-img="https://ss2.meipian.me/users/17497769/9c1c603d4cd148b9a57f6f326e7f88b1.jpg?meipian-watermark/bucket/ivwen/key/dXNlcnMvMTc0OTc3NjkvOWMxYzYwM2Q0Y2QxNDhiOWE1N2Y2ZjMyNmU3Zjg4YjEuanBn/nickname/5oKg6buY5bCP5biI5a6B5YWL5YWI55Sf/userid/MTc0OTc3Njk=/sign/b748dff7b3021ab3f1ae6920269bf5fe.jpg" src="https://ss2.meipian.me/users/17497769/9c1c603d4cd148b9a57f6f326e7f88b1.jpg?meipian-watermark/bucket/ivwen/key/dXNlcnMvMTc0OTc3NjkvOWMxYzYwM2Q0Y2QxNDhiOWE1N2Y2ZjMyNmU3Zjg4YjEuanBn/nickname/5oKg6buY5bCP5biI5a6B5YWL5YWI55Sf/userid/MTc0OTc3Njk=/sign/b748dff7b3021ab3f1ae6920269bf5fe%7cimageView2/2/w/750/h/1400/interlace/0/q/80" style="border: 8px solid rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6); vertical-align: bottom; width: 300px;"></div><div class="text" style="margin-top: 15px; margin-bottom: 15px; padding-right: 8px; padding-left: 8px; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.5; word-wrap: break-word; white-space: pre-wrap;"><p style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 再隔天，人家又又打來(lái)電話，車主說(shuō)，怕您旅游經(jīng)驗(yàn)少，路上添麻煩。</span></h3><div><br></div><p style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 小樣，還添什么麻煩，好意識(shí)說(shuō)。坐您車算抬舉您了。想俺，三歲隨父母開(kāi)始旅游，十三歲懷揣兩元錢(qián)敢游遍北京城，故宮龍椅坐坐，北海公園蕩槳，動(dòng)物園里看猴，四九城里打橫。至今已走遍神州大地各省、市、自治區(qū)、港澳臺(tái)，世界上28個(gè)國(guó)家，粉絲上百萬(wàn)人，坐您車小看您了，委屈您了？信不信俺找有關(guān)部門(mén)告您年齡岐視，封您網(wǎng)站！</span></h3><div><br></div><p style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 那娃急了，哎呀，叔叔！哎呀，大爺！唉呀，爺爺！您甭生氣，俺以后跟您混中嗎？</span></h3><div><br></div><p style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 不中！繞來(lái)繞去，不就是看俺60多，嫌俺老嗎？小爺們，您也有老的時(shí)候，俺豁出去再活三五十年，等您活到和俺同歲了，告俺孫子也不帶您玩，就算求俺也不中。</span></h3><div><br></div><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 不和您玩了，傷自尊了！</span></h3></div></div><div class="section" style="margin-top: 24px; margin-bottom: 24px;"><div class="img-box offline-preview" style="position: relative;"><img show-img="https://ss2.meipian.me/users/17497769/29f16a9adc2a487fa724fe6feff26b69.jpg?meipian-watermark/bucket/ivwen/key/dXNlcnMvMTc0OTc3NjkvMjlmMTZhOWFkYzJhNDg3ZmE3MjRmZTZmZWZmMjZiNjkuanBn/nickname/5oKg6buY5bCP5biI5a6B5YWL5YWI55Sf/userid/MTc0OTc3Njk=/sign/b748dff7b3021ab3f1ae6920269bf5fe.jpg" src="https://ss2.meipian.me/users/17497769/29f16a9adc2a487fa724fe6feff26b69.jpg?meipian-watermark/bucket/ivwen/key/dXNlcnMvMTc0OTc3NjkvMjlmMTZhOWFkYzJhNDg3ZmE3MjRmZTZmZWZmMjZiNjkuanBn/nickname/5oKg6buY5bCP5biI5a6B5YWL5YWI55Sf/userid/MTc0OTc3Njk=/sign/b748dff7b3021ab3f1ae6920269bf5fe%7cimageView2/2/w/750/h/1400/interlace/0/q/80" style="border: 8px solid rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6); vertical-align: bottom; width: 300px;"></div><div class="text" style="margin-top: 15px; margin-bottom: 15px; padding-right: 8px; padding-left: 8px; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.5; word-wrap: break-word; white-space: pre-wrap;"><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;">悠默小師寧克先生——贊美霧霾</span></h3><div><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 昨天，俺兒發(fā)小走在路上，看天，迷迷茫茫，發(fā)微信求助：“是霧還是霾？”</span></div><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 俺回貼：“姑娘，是水墨畫(huà)！”</span></h3><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 那孩子想了一天，‘’叔叔說(shuō)得對(duì)，確實(shí)是水墨畫(huà)[偷笑]‘’</span></h3><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> ?ω?</span></h3></div></div><div class="section" style="margin-top: 24px; margin-bottom: 24px;"><div class="img-box offline-preview" style="position: relative;"><img show-img="https://ss2.meipian.me/users/17497769/bf26d0a1aebf4dfba85aae354aac9642.jpg?meipian-watermark/bucket/ivwen/key/dXNlcnMvMTc0OTc3NjkvYmYyNmQwYTFhZWJmNGRmYmE4NWFhZTM1NGFhYzk2NDIuanBn/nickname/5oKg6buY5bCP5biI5a6B5YWL5YWI55Sf/userid/MTc0OTc3Njk=/sign/b748dff7b3021ab3f1ae6920269bf5fe.jpg" src="https://ss2.meipian.me/users/17497769/bf26d0a1aebf4dfba85aae354aac9642.jpg?meipian-watermark/bucket/ivwen/key/dXNlcnMvMTc0OTc3NjkvYmYyNmQwYTFhZWJmNGRmYmE4NWFhZTM1NGFhYzk2NDIuanBn/nickname/5oKg6buY5bCP5biI5a6B5YWL5YWI55Sf/userid/MTc0OTc3Njk=/sign/b748dff7b3021ab3f1ae6920269bf5fe%7cimageView2/2/w/750/h/1400/interlace/0/q/80" style="border: 8px solid rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6); vertical-align: bottom; width: 300px;"></div><div class="text" style="margin-top: 15px; margin-bottom: 15px; padding-right: 8px; padding-left: 8px; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.5; word-wrap: break-word; white-space: pre-wrap;"><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;">好漢莫提當(dāng)年勇——悠默小師寧克先生</span></h3><p style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 有網(wǎng)友看俺照片，贊：“看您腦門(mén)沒(méi)一點(diǎn)皺紋，哪像奔七的人，太年輕了！”</span></h3><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"></span></h3><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 看了網(wǎng)友點(diǎn)贊，俺驕傲，照鏡子臭美，俺是年輕。</span></h3><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"></span></h3><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 剛剛，搬一包40斤白菜，一走進(jìn)樓門(mén)口，腿發(fā)軟，扔地上了。</span></h3><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"></span></h3><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 俺這么年輕，這咋了，小小一包菜都搬不動(dòng)了？</span></h3><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"></span></h3><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 想俺15歲時(shí)，為多買點(diǎn)地瓜片，幫糧站扛面，3袋面120斤，扛肩上上跳板，大氣不喘。這人咋越活越?jīng)]勁了。</span></h3><div><span style="font-weight: bolder;"></span></div><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 唉，好漢不提當(dāng)年勇，只有年輕的心了，沒(méi)有年輕的身了，悠著點(diǎn)吧！</span></h3></div></div><div class="section" style="margin-top: 24px; margin-bottom: 24px;"><div class="img-box offline-preview" style="position: relative;"><img show-img="https://ss2.meipian.me/users/17497769/0f7ef1d3b94b46a5b514ce1dc59c4c6d.jpg?meipian-watermark/bucket/ivwen/key/dXNlcnMvMTc0OTc3NjkvMGY3ZWYxZDNiOTRiNDZhNWI1MTRjZTFkYzU5YzRjNmQuanBn/nickname/5oKg6buY5bCP5biI5a6B5YWL5YWI55Sf/userid/MTc0OTc3Njk=/sign/b748dff7b3021ab3f1ae6920269bf5fe.jpg" src="https://ss2.meipian.me/users/17497769/0f7ef1d3b94b46a5b514ce1dc59c4c6d.jpg?meipian-watermark/bucket/ivwen/key/dXNlcnMvMTc0OTc3NjkvMGY3ZWYxZDNiOTRiNDZhNWI1MTRjZTFkYzU5YzRjNmQuanBn/nickname/5oKg6buY5bCP5biI5a6B5YWL5YWI55Sf/userid/MTc0OTc3Njk=/sign/b748dff7b3021ab3f1ae6920269bf5fe%7cimageView2/2/w/750/h/1400/interlace/0/q/80" style="border: 8px solid rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.6); vertical-align: bottom; width: 300px;"></div><div class="text" style="margin-top: 15px; margin-bottom: 15px; padding-right: 8px; padding-left: 8px; text-align: justify; line-height: 1.5; word-wrap: break-word; white-space: pre-wrap;"><p style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 幽默，是學(xué)識(shí)的體現(xiàn)，</span></h3><div><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 幽默，是人生的境界，</span></div><div><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 俺的幽默，是多年生活的積淀，有感而發(fā)。</span></div><div><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 看懂的，您笑笑，點(diǎn)個(gè)贊</span></div><div><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 沒(méi)看懂的，假裝笑笑，麻煩您點(diǎn)個(gè)贊。</span></div><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 放飛您的心情，笑笑面對(duì)人生。</span></h3><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> 可謂是：古今中外事，盡在笑談中！</span></h3><h3 style="font-size: 16px;"><span style="font-weight: bolder;"> ——悠默小師寧克先生</span></h3></div></div><div class="section" style="margin-top: 24px; 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