<h1><span style="font-size: 30.66666603088379px;"><b>在道孚魚兒可可的婚禮上，問一藏族小姑娘：你給他們的寶寶取個名字呢，她脫口而出：魚可可。</b></span></h1><h1><br></h1> <h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h1><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-size: 23pt;">預(yù)產(chǎn)期在</span><span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Semibold"; font-size: 23pt;">2019</span><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-size: 23pt;">年</span><span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Semibold"; font-size: 23pt;">2</span><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-size: 23pt;">月</span><span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Semibold"; font-size: 23pt;">5</span><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-size: 23pt;">號正月初一，提前生屬狗，延后生屬豬。</span></h1><h1><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-size: 23pt;">魚可可</span><span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Semibold"; font-size: 23pt;">8</span><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-size: 23pt;">個月時，魚兒很正式地說：名字還沒取好哦，你們好生想一下哈。</span></h1><h3></h3> <h1><b>我睡一會先，你們慢慢想</b></h1> <h1><b>來，看看這兩年熱門的名字</b></h1> <h1><b>我不要熱門的哈</b></h1> <h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h1><b><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-size: 23pt;">一天，李老師告訴我：我想好了個小名。看著李老師興奮的臉、學(xué)富五車的肚子，期待中</span><span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Semibold"; font-size: 23pt;">.......</span>
<span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Bold"; font-size: 23pt;">“</span><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-size: 23pt;">江小豬</span><span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Bold"; font-size: 23pt;">”</span>
<span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Semibold"; font-size: 23pt;">......</span>
<span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-size: 23pt;">還不如</span><span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Bold"; font-size: 23pt;">“</span><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-size: 23pt;">江小溜</span><span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Bold"; font-size: 23pt;">”</span>
<span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-size: 23pt;">要是提前生了呢？</span>
<span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Bold"; font-size: 23pt;">“</span><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-size: 23pt;">江小狗</span><span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Bold"; font-size: 23pt;">”</span>
<span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Semibold"; font-size: 23pt;">......</span>
</b></h1><h1><b><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-size: 23pt;">還不如</span><span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Bold"; font-size: 23pt;">“</span><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-size: 23pt;">江小汪</span><span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Bold"; font-size: 23pt;">”</span></b></h1><h3></h3> <h1><b>反對！我不同意！?。?lt;/b></h1> <h1><b>幫我把眼流花兒開下</b></h1> <h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h1><b><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-size: 23pt;">魚兒說：</span><span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Bold"; font-size: 23pt;">“</span><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-size: 23pt;">李潤方</span><span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Bold"; font-size: 23pt;">”，</span><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-size: 23pt;">你們看哈，她上幼兒園時，就可以提勁說：潤方律師事務(wù)所就是我的</span><span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Bold"; font-size: 23pt;">”</span><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-size: 23pt;">。</span></b></h1> <h1><b>呵呵</b></h1> <h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h1><span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Semibold"; font-weight: bold; font-size: 23pt;">1</span><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-weight: bold; font-size: 23pt;">月中旬了，大名和小名都還沒落實。李老師一直在絞盡腦汁中</span><span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Semibold"; font-weight: bold; font-size: 23pt;">......</span>
<span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Bold"; font-weight: bold; font-size: 23pt;">“</span><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-weight: bold; font-size: 23pt;">排行是德字輩，用德字來配字，比如：潤之以德</span><span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Bold"; font-weight: bold; font-size: 23pt;">”……</span></h1><h3></h3><h3></h3> <h3><b>無聊</b></h3> <h1><b>我下水冷靜下</b></h1> <h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h1><span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Bold"; font-weight: bold; font-size: 23pt;">那就“</span><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-weight: bold; font-size: 23pt;">李猜”嘛，魚兒建議。</span>
<span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-weight: bold; font-size: 23pt;">當(dāng)老師或領(lǐng)導(dǎo)問：你叫啥子名字？</span>
<span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Bold"; font-weight: bold; font-size: 23pt;">“</span><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-weight: bold; font-size: 23pt;">你猜</span><span style="font-family: ".SFUIDisplay-Bold"; font-weight: bold; font-size: 23pt;">”？<br></span><font face=".SFUIDisplay-Bold"><span style="font-size: 30.66666603088379px;"><b>尷尬、冒犯、嚴(yán)重不尊重！……<br></b></span></font><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-weight: bold; font-size: 23pt;">要是在法庭上，法官肯定會發(fā)怒：我警告你……！</span></h1> <h3><b>不要把我笑醒啰</b></h3> <h3></h3><h3></h3><h1><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-weight: bold; font-size: 23pt;">李老師說：就叫李子嘛，又簡單又響亮。</span>
<span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-weight: bold; font-size: 23pt;">水果都可以是名字嗦。</span></h1> <h1><b>無語</b></h1> <h1><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-weight: bold; font-size: 23pt;">2019年1月26號，魚可可出生了，從醫(yī)院回家的路上，李老師覺得小寶貝的哭聲很響亮，聲音很好，說就叫：鈴鐺兒</span></h1> <h1><font face="PingFangSC-Semibold"><span style="font-size: 30.66666603088379px;"><b>可可說：我喊她晴天，魚兒說：我喊她幺幺，我們說：我們喊她小鈴鐺兒。</b></span></font></h1> <h1><b>隨便喊，我都聽得懂</b></h1> <h1><b>魚兒說：大名李子一</b></h1> <h1><b>“李子一”，喊你啰</b></h1><h1><b>“我在打電話得嘛”</b></h1><h1><b>長話，都兩小時啰</b></h1><h1><b><br></b></h1><h3><b><br></b></h3> <h1><b>嗯，好聽</b></h1> <h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h3></h3><h1><span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-weight: bold; font-size: 23pt;">咋解釋呢？</span>
<span style="font-family: PingFangSC-Semibold; font-weight: bold; font-size: 23pt;">只當(dāng)?shù)谝唬?lt;/span>
<br></h1><h3></h3><h3></h3> <h1><b>同意，反正我以后自己可以改</b></h1> <h1><b>我叫李子一，小名：鈴鐺兒、晴天：幺幺、魚可可，祝大家2019年身體健康！“豬“事順?biāo)欤?lt;/b></h1>