<p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(1, 1, 1);">快板詞 </b></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><b style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">《說說幾十年前那些票》</b></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(1, 1, 1);">謝意偉</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(1, 1, 1);">誰說了此段快板</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(1, 1, 1);">請將音頻發(fā)我郵箱</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><b style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">QQ771658061</b></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(1, 1, 1);">我加進(jìn)美篇</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">打竹板，竹板敲，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">噼噼啪啪真熱鬧。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">改革開放幾十年，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">說說幾十年前那些票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">想當(dāng)年，物資匱乏東西少，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">衣食住行樣樣都要票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">買米買面，要糧票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">買點(diǎn)菜油，要油票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">買雙棉鞋，要布票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">買斤白糖，要糖票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">燒個煤爐，要煤票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">抽抽香煙，要煙票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">縫補(bǔ)衣服，要線票，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">縫紉機(jī)，要工業(yè)票，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">自行車，要外匯票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">這要票，那要票，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">這票那票真不少。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">買斤肉，要肉票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">買條魚，水產(chǎn)票</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">買塊豆腐，豆制品票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">買個雞蛋，副食品票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">買青菜，蔬菜票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">買粉絲，粉絲票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">買根油條，半兩票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">買個燒餅，壹兩票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">買個饅頭，貳兩票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">吃碗小面，叁兩票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">出差蘇州無錫和常州，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">先要換好江蘇糧票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">去趟北京上海和廣州，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">必須帶好全國糧票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">江蘇票，全國票，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">飯店吃飯一一先交糧票！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">辦個婚禮一一先交糧票！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">還有一種票很可笑，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">叫你猜也猜不到。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">啥票？農(nóng)民進(jìn)城掏大糞，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">要糞票，要糞票！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">……</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">改革開放幾十年，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">國強(qiáng)民富人自豪。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">雞魚肉蛋樣樣有，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">柴米油鹽不再要票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不要票，真不要票？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不要票，真不要票！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你買菜買肉買雞蛋？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我農(nóng)貿(mào)市場掃支付寶！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你買衣買褲買鞋子？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我電腦上面找淘寶！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你家裝璜買電器？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我微信支付刷天貓！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你請大家去吃飯？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我手機(jī)一掃點(diǎn)菜肴。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">吃完以后誰買單？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我手機(jī)付款不用票！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">同志：你的支付寶要充值……</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">要充值？要鈔票？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">對，要充值，要鈔票！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哈哈哈，笑笑笑，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哈哈哈，笑笑笑！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">過去是——糧票油票煙票糖票幾十種票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">現(xiàn)在是——口袋只要帶手機(jī)，手機(jī)里面有鈔票、有鈔票！</span></p>