<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">昨晚,我蹭王哥的車回家。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">途中,他向我亮了一下《離婚證》。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我問:“為啥?”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“她出軌了?!?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“有證據(jù)嗎?”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“憑感覺!我向她提出離婚時(shí),她立即就同意了。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“從此,你解放了?!蔽艺f。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">他說:“是??!今晚我得慶祝一下?!?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“跟誰(shuí)?”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“跟你?!?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“停車!”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“干嘛?”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“老總叫我回去加個(gè)班?!?lt;/span></p>